Guys in the irc logs are the Elite of underground coding and i m not trolling is for real lol
Pig in the logs is me 100% sure lol
Have fun reading and try to be like them elite coders lol
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[07:03] <x> he had good delfi dos [07:04] <TouchMe> dos / ddos is skiddy [07:04] <TouchMe> no exceptions [07:04] * van1lle (van1lle@voidptr-6C5C0EA9.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #Main [07:05] * Jackyboyhenry (4e935d6c@voidptr-40A37C34.mibbit.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) [07:06] <x> when skype is fixed touchme? [07:06] <TouchMe> you are dumb [07:06] <TouchMe> you are so dumb [07:06] <TouchMe> you are really really dumb [07:07] <x> lol [07:07] <x> i wanna buy betabot and make big boatnet [07:07] <TouchMe> i want to buy a gun and shoot u in the face [07:08] <TouchMe> but we don't all get what we want :( [07:08] <x> yea [07:08] <x> i will sell install on hf then [07:08] <big> i want to have brian krebs' penis in my butt [07:08] <x> brian has pussy [07:09] <big> his penis is enormous [07:09] <big> i hacked his phone he had tons of nude pictures [07:09] <big> that i secretely masturbate to every day [07:09] <x> touchme can u tell me why skype crashed? [07:09] <big> because skype is shit [07:10] <x> spreads very good [07:10] <TouchMe> retards, retards everywhere [07:10] <x> need just to add multilang msg [07:11] <TouchMe> pls [07:11] <TouchMe> stfu [07:11] <x> lol [07:11] <x> u think im wrong or whats the problem touchme? [07:11] <big> gooby pls [07:11] <TouchMe> i think you're a retard [07:11] <x> why u think that? [07:12] <TouchMe> if i wrote down a list [07:12] <TouchMe> it would use all the ink in the world [07:12] <x> nice [07:12] <x> such things i said when i was 10 years old [07:13] <TouchMe> you haven't reached 10 yet [07:13] <purple> and now you are 9 [07:13] <x> yea [07:13] <x> 8 [07:13] <purple> 7 [07:13] <x> dont tell anyone pls [07:13] <purple> rer [07:15] <x> touchme spreads "obama dead http://link.com/pic.exe" [07:15] <x> on asian bots [07:16] <TouchMe> pls stop [07:16] <TouchMe> you're lowering the IQ of everyone in this channel [07:16] <x> lol [07:16] <x> im so sorry [07:19] <x> touchme are u on any other boards? [07:19] <TouchMe> yeah [07:19] <TouchMe> private forum [07:19] <TouchMe> it's called hackforums.net [07:19] <TouchMe> I'm ub3r [07:19] <x> ok [07:19] <TouchMe> (the most elite rank) [07:20] <x> hopefully i will reach it too once [07:20] <TouchMe> doubt it [07:20] <TouchMe> only the best hackers do [07:20] <x> ok [07:21] <mrgrinch> < TouchMe > you are dumb [07:21] <mrgrinch> < TouchMe > you are so dumb [07:21] <mrgrinch> < TouchMe > you are really really dumb [07:21] <mrgrinch> lol'd [07:21] <TouchMe> ^_^ [07:22] <mrgrinch> what kind of retard would click pic.exe [07:23] <x> all [07:24] <x> if its made by touchme all clicks [07:24] <TouchMe> wtf is your obsession with me [07:24] <x> nothing [07:24] <big> he wants to have sex with you TouchMe [07:25] <x> can i touch your pussy? [07:25] <TouchMe> wait till you're 18 [07:25] <x> ok [07:28] <mrgrinch> http://i.imgur.com/BBjsFLW.gif [07:55] <TouchMe> this is our decision to live fast and die young [07:55] <TouchMe> :o [07:55] <TouchMe> can't beat some MGMT [07:57] <x> im going to watch tv now guys, leave me a msg here when skype is working so i can test it and vouch on HF for the bot [07:58] <TouchMe> or you could go fuck yourself :) [07:59] <big> I fuck myself all the itme [07:59] <big> nothing wrong with that [08:00] * broseidon (broseidon@voidptr-4619EB2D.lightspeed.milwwi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [08:00] <TouchMe> hmm [08:00] <TouchMe> going to need new insults [08:00] <big> http://krebsonsecurity.com/2013/02/microsoft-adobe-release-critical-security-updates/ [08:00] <big> lol @ the top comment [08:00] <TouchMe> you seen comments? [08:00] <TouchMe> yeah lol [08:00] <TouchMe> krebs is pissed [08:06] * Pig (Pig@voidptr-C0CCE60C.access.telenet.be) has joined #Main [08:08] <TouchMe> if i still owned this irc [08:09] <TouchMe> i would shut it down and start over [08:09] <Pig> hahahhaa [08:09] <Pig> why? [08:09] <TouchMe> chan is fucking full of sec researchers and informants [08:09] <Pig> this is good no? [08:09] <TouchMe> no ; [08:09] <TouchMe> ; [09:01] <Jackyboyhenry> I was going to look at malkit.ws [09:01] <Jackyboyhenry> but Brian Krebs is just too funny. [09:03] <TouchMe> http://trojanforge.com/showthread.php?t=3072&p=25761&viewfull=1#post25761 [09:03] <x> lol [09:03] <TouchMe> at least i now know what methods my bot would use... [09:03] <TouchMe> if i had one.... [09:03] <ryan> x "file persistance" [09:03] <ryan> is that a joke? [09:03] <x> no [09:03] <x> why? [09:03] <ryan> .. [09:03] <x> i aded it in my bot before [09:03] <TouchMe> file persistance is what you use when... [09:03] <TouchMe> ....your bot is too shit to have a rootkit [09:03] <ryan> ^ [09:03] <ryan> not that you really [09:03] <ryan> need a rootkit [09:03] <ryan> on windows [09:03] <TouchMe> while (1) { WriteBotFile(); } [09:04] <ryan> when you can fucking lock file access on kernel level (?) by opening them [09:04] <TouchMe> i code you [09:04] <TouchMe> for $20000 [09:04] <x> have u seen my persistance touchme? [09:04] <ryan> paste ur [09:04] <ryan> persistance again [09:04] <TouchMe> x, you can't even code :| [09:04] <TouchMe> ryan, you can [09:05] <TouchMe> but afaik there is a way to bypass [09:05] <ryan> im not that familiar with windows so not sure [09:05] <x> let me code it again wait [09:09] * Flowz (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) [09:10] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:10] <x> http://pastebin.com/PSuX2szq [09:11] <x> should be added in betabot too [09:12] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:12] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [09:13] <x> i think thats a stable solution what u think touchme [09:16] <TouchMe> your code is horrible [09:17] <TouchMe> no bounds checking [09:17] <apol0_> http://pastebin.com/7zid7f63 [09:17] <TouchMe> assumes the main file isn't deleted [09:17] <TouchMe> no sleep delay so it's going to hit 50% cpu usage + [09:17] <TouchMe> sort of code you'd expect from hf kids [09:18] <x> :( [09:19] <TouchMe> at least use a filesystem event or far better checking and storage [09:20] <x> ok [09:20] <denguin> can you monitor file system events without hooking something? [09:21] * LeNo (j4ck@voidptr-A5E5E390.superkabel.de) has joined #Main [09:23] <TouchMe> denguin, yeah [09:24] * Jorgee (x00@voidptr-857BCC30.kimsufi.com) has joined #Main [09:25] <TouchMe> you get get callback on a specific directory change using FindFirstChangeNotification [09:25] <@bake> lol x [09:25] <@bake> you forgot a quote as well [09:25] <@bake> :3 [09:26] <x> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%", save, sizeof(save)); [09:26] <x> fixed :D [09:26] <TouchMe> i was expecting far better code from someone who spent the morning insulting me [09:26] <@bake> :D [09:26] <denguin> no [09:26] <denguin> ur code is still shit [09:26] <denguin> if thats all u fixed [09:26] <@bake> lol [09:26] <denguin> i mean lmao [09:27] <x> tzzz [09:27] <denguin> how long have u been coding in c++? [09:27] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:27] <@bake> x u should at least check to see if the file exists or not before replacing it [09:27] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [09:27] <denguin> i hope less than a month [09:27] <@bake> checking legitimacy of the file is ideal though [09:27] <TouchMe> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%wininstaller.exe", save, sizeof(save)); [09:27] <TouchMe> would work, no? [09:29] <x> strcat needed i think [09:29] <TouchMe> nope [09:31] * LeNo (j4ck@voidptr-A5E5E390.superkabel.de) Quit (Ping timeout) [09:32] <TouchMe> was more of an indirect statment [09:32] <TouchMe> than a question [09:32] <TouchMe> :3 [09:32] <@bake> lol [09:32] * @bake slaps x around a bit with a large trout [09:32] <TouchMe> save you using a heap of unsafe functions that will overflow bounds given the chance [09:32] <x> im almost done with UDP bot [09:32] <denguin> LOL [09:33] <x> [Welcome Master] - Clients: 3 New: 0 [09:33] <TouchMe> god help us if the code is anything like this [09:33] <denguin> seriously dude [09:33] <@bake> lol [09:33] <denguin> how are you handling out of order packets? [09:33] <x> just need to finish srv and its ready [09:33] <denguin> yeah [09:33] <@bake> x as long as u learn from ur mistakes your on the right path :D [09:33] <denguin> getting the server done is the hardest part [09:33] <@bake> experimenting is how u learn [09:33] <x> yea srv is hard [09:33] * styler (styler@voidptr-6C1C25B5.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #Main [09:33] <x> client is done [09:34] <denguin> also how are u handling your own protocol [09:34] <denguin> i hope you have a decent implementation [09:34] <TouchMe> i dobut that lol [09:34] <denguin> lol [09:34] <x> its checked when master connects with password [09:34] <TouchMe> i spent all morning insulting me and betabot lol [09:34] <TouchMe> he* [09:34] <denguin> dude u didnt answer my question [09:35] <@bake> hahah [09:35] <denguin> see i made a custom protocol bot [09:35] <denguin> i know what the fuck im talking about [09:35] <denguin> now [09:35] <@bake> x dont start fights you cant win brohan' [09:35] <denguin> what system is it for? [09:35] <denguin> what method are you using to poll the sockets? [09:35] <x> idk [09:35] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDD [09:35] <x> will find one :D [09:35] <denguin> k [09:35] <TouchMe> a better question is [09:35] <TouchMe> how much of the code did you actually write? [09:35] <denguin> tbh [09:36] <x> all [09:36] <betamonkey> vouch [09:36] <TouchMe> but you don't know the polling method? [09:36] <denguin> except the fact that you didnt write any of the server yet [09:36] <denguin> which is obvious [09:36] <sevium> Lolol [09:36] <denguin> good luck x [09:36] <denguin> ur gonna need a lot of it [09:36] <denguin> and a lot of c+p [09:36] <@bake> lol [09:36] <Jackyboyhenry> Gotta love other programmers help (Y) [09:36] <x> yea [09:36] <x> :D [09:37] <TouchMe> Jackyboyhenry, we can be helpful [09:37] <TouchMe> just not with people like this xD [09:37] <denguin> i would help if he didnt just say im making a custom proto bot and pastebin the worst code ive seen in weeks [09:37] <x> lol [09:37] <Jackyboyhenry> TouchMe whats wrong with x [09:38] <Jackyboyhenry> I haven't been on the irc much [09:38] <TouchMe> <x> betabot is noting special just http bot with skype spread that doesnt even work [09:38] <TouchMe> <x> make something new [09:38] <TouchMe> <TouchMe> x, you can't even code [09:38] <TouchMe> <ryan> implying any bots are anything special [09:38] <TouchMe> <mrgrinch> Coming from the person using copy pasted asper? [09:38] <TouchMe> only a small snippet of the drama today [09:38] <@bake> haha [09:38] <@bake> touchme [09:38] <@bake> how much did i fking miss lol [09:38] * @bake scrolls up [09:38] <TouchMe> a fair bit lol [09:38] <@bake> all sortsa juicy shit apparently [09:38] <betamonkey> it doesn't crash skype anymore =( [09:39] <TouchMe> reason why I'm flaming [09:39] <TouchMe> i don't flame people who don't deserve it [09:39] <betamonkey> i just had blindly assumed a second instance of Skype.exe was the issue previously [09:39] <@bake> beta why the '=(' ? [09:39] <x> where was the problem betamoney? [09:39] <TouchMe> be cocks -> get flamed [09:39] <x> why not use api betamoney? [09:39] <denguin> wtf does that even mean [09:39] <TouchMe> betamonkey, according to some TF kid i have a bot [09:39] <Jackyboyhenry> I'm not cool enough to scroll up, but thanks for filling me in. [09:39] <betamonkey> x: it has nothing to do with the api [09:39] <denguin> i have inside sources [09:40] <TouchMe> betamonkey: http://trojanforge.com/showthread.php?t=3072&p=25761&viewfull=1#post25761 [09:40] <betamonkey> i read it all [09:40] <betamonkey> lol [09:40] <TouchMe> I'm learning lots about my bot today [09:40] <x> i just use api and works fine [09:40] <x> good spread [09:40] <x> :D [09:40] <TouchMe> soon I will know enough to start coding it [09:40] <betamonkey> lol [09:40] <TouchMe> if i did have a bot [09:40] <betamonkey> x: like i said, nothing to do with the skype api [09:40] <TouchMe> it sure as fuck wouldn't use that hooking method [09:41] <denguin> u run tdl4 [09:41] <@FuZi0N> hmm [09:41] <denguin> i know this [09:42] <@FuZi0N> whats some good music these days? [09:42] <denguin> gonna tell kerbzy [09:42] <TouchMe> lol [09:42] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:42] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [09:42] <TouchMe> krebs is less than impressed with betabot [09:42] <TouchMe> or should we call it zeus [09:42] <@bake> lol [09:42] <denguin> lol where does he just get off making blind assumptions [09:42] <x> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJDoiXF3XGc here good music FuZi0N [09:42] <denguin> ive seen it before [09:42] <@FuZi0N> zeus was the shit back in the day [09:42] <denguin> i guess his readers dont know the difference [09:42] <betamonkey> lol [09:43] <betamonkey> and krebs called himself a reporter :| [09:43] <denguin> i probably wouldnt either [09:43] <betamonkey> calls* even [09:43] <@bake> hey x what happened to not doing anything illigal? [09:43] <x> wat [09:43] <denguin> x that music is copyrighted [09:43] <@bake> o ya i still got dem logs [09:43] <denguin> im gonna have to issue a dmca request [09:43] <betamonkey> bake not same one i think [09:43] <@FuZi0N> x thats some fucked up music lol [09:45] <@bake> bbl [09:46] <@FuZi0N> whats a good layer 7 flooder? [09:46] <TouchMe> UDP [09:46] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDD [09:49] <@FuZi0N> lol [09:57] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:57] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [09:58] * betamonkey is now known as Batmayne [10:04] <Batmayne> dude lol [10:04] <Batmayne> it's funny how much shit this "leetbeaster" dude is eating on hf [10:04] <Batmayne> i mean lol! [10:05] * w (kvirc@voidptr-C48A63FD.dnlayer2.com) has joined #Main [10:06] * delta.irc.voidptr.cz sets mode: +q w [10:06] <Jackyboyhenry> has he signed in since 6:38 or whatever, UK time for me. [10:07] * lynx (lynx@1966ADA3.D9BBB520.E2554F91.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) [10:12] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [10:12] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [10:16] * BV1 (BV1@97F65774.7E56DA97.47FC8F8B.IP) has joined #Main [10:19] <x> does anyone here sell isntalls? [10:19] <x> i need DE [10:19] <x> 5k [10:19] <Jackyboyhenry> Jackyboyhenry Jackafk [10:20] <denguin> ill sell u 2 bots [10:20] <denguin> $100 each [10:20] <x> want to spread with my new file persistance [10:21] <TouchMe> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [10:22] * Batmayne is now known as Batmayne|afk [10:22] <x> i have 8k mix online [10:22] <x> can trade bots too [10:22] <~w> When I want bots I buy RDPs. They last longer and are thus well worth the 7$ [10:23] <x> lol [10:23] <x> you can buy 10 rdps for 5$ [10:24] <x> ded4you [10:24] <~w> If I would want to share my bots with everyone I could buy them directly from some random HF botseller [10:24] <TouchMe> 8k online? [10:24] <TouchMe> gone down from 100k earlier? [10:24] <TouchMe> what happened mayne [10:24] <x> i lost domains [10:24] <TouchMe> mhmm [10:25] <x> .su domains are best [10:25] <x> before has .co .net .com .asia [10:25] <x> all shit [10:25] <TouchMe> you really suck at running a net if you lost that many bots ina few hours [10:25] <x> i lost when started spamming [10:25] <x> fakeav [10:26] <~w> Which bot? [10:26] <x> aspergillus mod [10:26] <TouchMe> you do ppi on a bot that doesn't even have a rootkit? [10:26] <TouchMe> wiw [10:26] <TouchMe> wow* [10:26] <~w> For the spamming? [10:26] <x> yes [10:27] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [10:27] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [10:27] <x> can send attachment and normal links [10:27] <x> for pharma stuff [10:27] <~w> Selfcoded? [10:27] <x> yes it just connect to MX server and send noting special [10:27] <~w> In which order should the MXs be contacted? [10:28] <TouchMe> xDDDD [10:28] <x> what u mean? [10:28] <~w> You are aware that a DNS reply can specify multiple IPs right? [10:28] <x> yes [10:29] <~w> So if you ask for the mx servers - in which order should those be contacted? [10:29] <x> it connect to one and send [10:30] <~w> To the first or to a random one? [10:30] <x> first [10:31] <~w> http://pastebin.com/kuuX06CU [10:31] <~w> Because STL in bots is totally awesome [10:31] <~w> Next question: What do you do against greylisting? [10:33] <x> idk nothing lol [10:34] <~w> Oh yeah forgot a little snippet [10:34] <~w> static bool SortMxRecords(MX_Information const& lhs, MX_Information const& rhs) { return lhs.prefernce < rhs.prefernce; } [10:34] <~w> So what exactly is your inbox rate? [10:34] <x> dont rly know but with attachment should be ok rate [10:35] <x> i had good amount of installs from spam [10:35] * cn|a (cn@kgb.ru) Quit (Ping timeout) [10:35] <x> just problem that exe is detected fast [10:37] <~w> Spread another bot than your main one? [10:38] <x> i spammed downloader for fakeav [10:38] <x> anyways there is a new soft now [10:39] <x> can make 500 - 1k$ from 1k EU installs [10:39] <x> and new PPC soft :) [10:40] * pr0t0typ3 (pr0t0typ3@voidptr-A06FDA6F.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Quit (Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de) [10:42] * AndChat|442224 (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [10:42] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [10:45] * AndChat|442224 is now known as Flowz [10:49] <van1lle> cmon bv1 wat do you want [10:50] <big> he wants you inside him [10:50] <BV1> Hunting for whatever cunt has been logging our channel [10:50] <BV1> They're in the PST timezone, so was checking everyone's time [10:50] <BV1> to narrow it down [10:50] <van1lle> kk [10:50] <big> inb4 usermode T [10:50] <BV1> I think I know who it is already [10:50] <@FuZi0N> yo [10:51] <@FuZi0N> whats the best bot for layer 7 floods? [10:51] <@FuZi0N> http flood [10:51] <@FuZi0N> rudy [10:51] <@FuZi0N> slowaris etc [10:51] <van1lle> metus [10:52] <@FuZi0N> never heard of it [10:52] <@FuZi0N> how does it compare to ipkiller? [10:52] <van1lle> better [10:52] <BV1> Metus is older than my grandma [10:52] <BV1> idk anything super high quality, but I know AthenaIRC has a wide variety of flood types [10:52] * BV1 was kicked by Juices (Watch your language!) [10:52] * BV1 (BV1@97F65774.7E56DA97.47FC8F8B.IP) has joined #Main [10:52] <~w> FuZi0N: DKCS ddos bot [10:52] <BV1> cunt [10:53] <~w> We can disregared females but cannot talk about that bot with the name of a greek godess? [10:53] <BV1> Bake's bot offers all this: http://i.imgur.com/5AcV22v.png [10:54] <~w> Reminds me: Why didn't someone atleast tried to make a belivable DDOS? [10:54] <@FuZi0N> what do all of these do better in comparision to ipkiller? [10:55] <van1lle> BV1, y u no support my statement? [10:55] <~w> Parse cookies, 'parse' a few common redirection techniques, recursively grabbing links and filtering out the ones with the biggest content, ... [12:56] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [12:57] * Flowz (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer) [13:03] <van1lle> stupid amerians bringing the most ridiculous dance around the world. called harlem shake [13:03] <van1lle> americans [13:04] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) [13:05] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [13:06] <~w> EVERYTHING coming from the internet is stupid in real life [13:08] <TouchMe> it's sexy time [13:09] <van1lle> i wonder when this shit will come to the clubs and everyone is dancing like fully retarded [13:09] <TouchMe> everyone is clubs dances fully retarded anyway [13:10] <~w> I wonder which clubs you frequent? [13:10] <van1lle> that's gonna be awesome [13:10] * call911 (chatzilla@5B2E1A08.9B4BABD1.1BC73555.IP) has joined #Main [13:10] <van1lle> imagine this along the whole club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Je3ACfnXTM [13:11] <TouchMe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFKj8CwE5dI [13:11] <TouchMe> way better [13:11] <~w> That isn't even a dance - everyone is just doing random stuff [13:12] <~w> Ok I actually do dance like that barebreast motorhelmet guy [13:12] <van1lle> i just checked a tutorial about harlem shake [13:12] <van1lle> not sure why they call it like that tho [13:13] <~w> You'd better off learning this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-ZkF1dTHo [13:13] <TouchMe> way better than any dance I've seen in clubs [13:17] <van1lle> LOLOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YETVpKSgV5U [13:18] <Stanislav> sup guys [13:19] <van1lle> learning how to dance like a retard and portforwarding my metus [13:24] <~w> throw "with poo"; // Hihi [13:24] * TouchMe (e@irc.voidptr.cz) Quit (Ping timeout) [13:25] * Batmayne|afk is now known as betamonkey [13:25] <betamonkey> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/8/166958.jpg?v=1 [13:26] <~w> Haha [13:26] <~w> Also fuck you for reminding me of another website to kill valuable time [13:27] <call911> what else would you have done with it [13:28] * TouchMe (e@voidptr-6E39E25D.clients.kubtel.ru) has joined #Main [13:29] <Stanislav> http://www.hackforums.net//showthread.php?tid=3255143 [13:29] <Stanislav> is this a new trend on HF [13:29] <Stanislav> to code some shitty base in vb.net/autoit [13:29] <Stanislav> and use external coded libraries as functions [13:30] <Stanislav> which were coded not by them [13:30] <Stanislav> dafuq [13:30] <TouchMe> the more concerning trend is a 20mb image [13:30] <Stanislav> First vb.net bot with C++ rootkit [13:30] <TouchMe> because text is just too mainstream [13:30] <Stanislav> now this autoit with delphi rootkit [13:30] <Stanislav> lmfao [13:30] <call911> caps? [13:30] * Xownage (xownage@voidptr-8EBBA76.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #Main [13:31] <Stanislav> SYN Flood in C# [13:31] <TouchMe> why can't people write a thread [13:31] <Stanislav> Rootkit in Delphi [13:31] <TouchMe> with text [13:31] <Stanislav> LMFAO. [13:31] <TouchMe> why the fuck i have to download huge image [13:31] <call911> wait delphi is compiled so a rootkit is possible [13:31] <call911> no? [13:32] <Xownage> the only nice part about it is that he claims he made autoit cryptable [13:32] <denguin> wat [13:32] * BV1 (BV1@97F65774.7E56DA97.47FC8F8B.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) [13:32] <Xownage> seems interesting [13:32] <betamonkey> ddos in delphi, rootkit in C, download component in vb.net, password stealers in C#, self-crypter in autoit [13:32] <betamonkey> i call it [13:32] <betamonkey> Diverse Loader [13:33] <~w> All those C advocates are facist anyway [13:33] <call911> Don't forget inline asm in the VB [13:33] <~w> You should hear them - "Our language is the best, VB.NET if inferior". Straight up racism [13:33] <~w> *VB.NET is [13:33] <betamonkey> languism [13:33] <betamonkey> you LANGUIST [13:34] <call911> is there a python module in there? [13:34] <Xownage> nope :( or i can't find one [13:36] <Xownage> are there any any [13:36] <Xownage> oops [13:36] <Xownage> are there any alternative vb6 compilers? [13:37] <TouchMe> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1A-qkLNijo [13:37] <TouchMe> best video ever [13:37] <TouchMe> that deer really fucks him up [13:38] * Boomer (B00MER@DF4545B7.CC6E190.2E0E6F66.IP) has joined #Main [13:38] <Xownage> hm i want to see the deer against him [13:38] <Xownage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSXZnxLZ0I [13:38] <Xownage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHSXZnxLZ0I [13:41] * owk (null@voidptr-FECC0984.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #Main [09:25] <TouchMe> you get get callback on a specific directory change using FindFirstChangeNotification [09:25] <@bake> lol x [09:25] <@bake> you forgot a quote as well [09:25] <@bake> :3 [09:26] <x> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%", save, sizeof(save)); [09:26] <x> fixed :D [09:26] <TouchMe> i was expecting far better code from someone who spent the morning insulting me [09:26] <@bake> :D [09:26] <denguin> no [09:26] <denguin> ur code is still shit [09:26] <denguin> if thats all u fixed [09:26] <@bake> lol [09:26] <denguin> i mean lmao [09:27] <x> tzzz [09:27] <denguin> how long have u been coding in c++? [09:27] * sevium (AndChat442@E66F352B.9F29D192.82080B3B.IP) has joined #Main [09:27] <@bake> x u should at least check to see if the file exists or not before replacing it [09:27] <denguin> i hope less than a month [09:27] <@bake> checking legitimacy of the file is ideal though [09:27] <TouchMe> ExpandEnvironmentStrings("%appdata%wininstaller.exe", save, sizeof(save)); [09:27] <TouchMe> would work, no? [13:58] <TouchMe> ... [13:58] <x> :D [13:59] <Jorgee> :d [13:59] <Jorgee> that's your skype spreader x? [13:59] <x> yea [14:02] <~w> Hooked or FC... [14:03] <x> fc for sure [14:03] <x> i have for xfire, paltalk, gtalk too [14:03] <x> but not many ppl using it [14:03] <x> :( [14:03] <x> icq was nice spread in the past [14:03] <big> omg fbi is pming me [14:03] <big> i am getting arrested [14:03] <big> help [14:04] <Jorgee> /ignore fbi [14:04] <Jorgee> :X [14:04] <big> omg he is teling me he is gun rape me [14:15] * hinmar-phone (androirc@voidptr-A7357349.sub181.ddfr.nl) has joined #Main [14:16] <hinmar-phone> Hello [14:16] <hinmar-phone> And hello pastabin..... [14:16] <x> lol [14:17] <big> $ip [14:17] * x is now known as Pig [14:19] <van1lle> who is FBI ? [14:20] <big> [Wed][13/02][22:09:07] <FBI> I am gay [14:20] <van1lle> <FBI> what is your biggest fear? [14:21] <big> http://pastebin.com/KQckid6e [14:22] <van1lle> http://pastebin.com/6MSNja9f [14:22] <~w> [22:03:10] <FBI> what is your biggest fear? [14:22] <~w> [22:03:35] <w> Being watched by ducks [14:22] <Pig> · FBI: what is your biggest fear? [14:22] <Pig> · x: your face [14:22] <Pig> · x: lol [14:22] <Pig> · FBI: my face is like your face [14:22] <Pig> hehe [14:22] <~w> van1lle that actually is a pretty great answer [14:23] <denguin> teh pig [14:23] <van1lle> yeh [14:23] <big> my biggest fear is me just having to shit 24/7 [14:23] <denguin> ur not actually pig are u [14:23] <big> imagine if you just can't stop shitting [14:23] <big> like shit flooding out of your ass 24/7 [14:23] <big> that's my biggest fear [14:23] <Pig> i'm pig just cant use that nickname whole time [14:23] <Pig> when doing boatnets [14:24] <denguin> lol [14:24] <van1lle> imagine you lose all your knowledge appropriated over years [14:24] <denguin> exposed botnets is pretty interesting [14:24] <Pig> yea [14:24] <denguin> big ragefest from hf kids [14:24] <big> imagine having the same iq as 1337b3rt3r3tr [14:24] <~w> Dementai [14:25] <~w> *Dementia [14:25] <van1lle> gtg. see you tomorrow [14:25] * van1lle (van1lle@voidptr-6C5C0EA9.pools.arcor-ip.net) Quit (Quit: Verlassend) [14:28] <hinmar-phone> Wtf is all this shit? [14:28] <big> me taking a dump [14:28] <big> sorry ill flush it down now [14:29] <hinmar-phone> Ooh okay... No problem [14:41] <Pig> could someone exchange WM to LR? [14:49] * TouchMe (e@E42DAF84.10686582.B0978B85.IP) Quit (Ping timeout) [14:52] * TouchMe (e@voidptr-DA91ADE1.bba.joxnet.ru) has joined #Main [14:53] <big> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/perl_problems.png [15:15] * TouchMeMaybe (e@89D48EDB.D9D13656.9D3BA58B.IP) has joined #Main [15:15] * TouchMe (e@voidptr-DA91ADE1.bba.joxnet.ru) Quit (Ping timeout) [15:15] * TouchMeMaybe is now known as TouchMe [15:26] * `Z` (Z@voidptr-3F1C3564.thezlab.net) has joined #Main [15:28] * Pig (x@voidptr-356B3228.perfect-privacy.com) Quit (Ping timeout) [15:29] <TouchMe> that part is fairly obvious [15:32] <Lucidlynx695> Guten Tag [15:36] * ~w (kvirc@voidptr-C48A63FD.dnlayer2.com) Quit (Quit: Bye) [16:07] <@bake> <TouchMe> the more concerning trend is a 20mb image [16:07] <@bake> ya dude [16:08] <@bake> its a viral trend [16:08] <@bake> trust me [16:08] <Lucidlynx695> image of what? [16:08] <@bake> ur mother [16:08] <Lucidlynx695> Damn, I thought she only did low quality shit [16:09] <Lucidlynx695> Also what is with this FBI kid asking for advice on how to make money [16:09] * @bake slaps FBI around a bit with a large trout [16:10] * Batmayne is now known as betamonkey [16:11] <TouchMe> <Lucidlynx695> image of what? [16:12] <TouchMe> hf skids compiling thread into an image [16:12] <TouchMe> instead of posting text like everyone else [16:13] <big> what's the point of even using an image [16:13] <betamonkey> more content [16:13] <betamonkey> i guess, anyway [16:13] <big> wouldnt it be better if google indexed it [16:13] <betamonkey> you can put more text into the image then you can into the thread [16:13] <@bake> it attracts people [16:14] <TouchMe> people/skids [16:14] <@bake> buyers [16:14] <TouchMe> it's fucking retarded [16:14] <Lucidlynx695> I can understand images for like products, but not for just random threads [16:14] <TouchMe> if your bot is good [16:14] <TouchMe> people will buy it [16:14] <TouchMe> you don't need a 20mb image with stupid fucking colors [16:14] <big> but it's not good if you don't have a sexy image [16:15] * @bake shrugs [16:15] <big> your bot is also shit if you you're not upgraded [16:15] <@bake> im still going to try it [16:15] <TouchMe> true dat [16:15] <@bake> and see if it actually does improve sales [16:15] <TouchMe> upgrade + stupid image [16:15] <TouchMe> doesn't matter what the code is [16:15] <TouchMe> it's amazing bot [16:15] <TouchMe> it could be hello world in C++ [16:15] <@bake> lol [16:15] <big> I wonder if I can earn a few bucks with a booter that doesn't even work [16:15] <Lucidlynx695> Most likely [16:16] <Lucidlynx695> Just make sure to have a good image for it [16:16] <Lucidlynx695> :P [16:16] <big> Find a bunch of shells on pastebin, advertise a bunch of floods in the thread title when in reality you only have udp [16:16] <big> sounds good [16:20] <betamonkey> have you guys ever noticed HF goes through these cycles [16:20] <betamonkey> where like [16:20] <betamonkey> a bunch of lq bots spring up for sale at around the same time [16:20] <betamonkey> then kinda fade off [16:20] <betamonkey> and maybe one sticks around for a bit longer [16:20] <betamonkey> kind of funny watching certain things unfold over there [16:21] <betamonkey> like watching a pack of retarded animals move around [16:21] <@bake> lol [16:21] <Lucidlynx695> lol [16:21] <Lucidlynx695> I havent been on HF long enough to notive [16:21] <Lucidlynx695> *notice [16:21] <big> I can't believe how people donate over $500 to HF for stupid awards [16:21] <big> "omg $100 for brony pls omni pls" [16:21] <betamonkey> yeah i don't get that [16:22] <betamonkey> i think some people integrate HF way too much into their life [16:22] <betamonkey> :S [16:22] <big> exactly [16:22] <betamonkey> cut themselves everytime they get -repped [16:22] * @mrgrinch (lulz@voidptr.cz) Quit (Ping timeout) [16:23] <big> "omg mom i got 500 rep on hf are you proud of me" [16:23] <Lucidlynx695> lol [16:23] <TouchMe> there's so much wrong with hf culture that i can't even begin to explain [16:23] <big> I bet Omni goes to bed with a smile on his face [16:24] <big> realising that every day there will be some stupid 12 year old donating money towards hf [16:24] * mrgrinch (lulz@voidptr-2F9845D.spacedump.net) has joined #Main [16:24] <@bake> i keep fking missing van1lle [16:31] <TouchMe> xD [16:35] <TouchMe> I'm sure there's feds in here profiling people so i would like to go on record and say: [16:35] <@bake> touchme is gay [16:35] <TouchMe> I am a strong indepenent black woman who don't need no man [16:35] <big> i am a big guy with a very big penis [16:36] <big> and I'm not afraid to show it - to show it [16:36] <big> I'm big and I know it [16:36] <big> but hey TouchMe [16:36] <big> what do you expect when you advertise the server on hf [16:37] <TouchMe> it's a recent thing [16:37] <TouchMe> the servers gone up by about 10 people [16:37] <TouchMe> and most of those people never talk [16:37] <TouchMe> but stay connected 24/7 [16:38] <TouchMe> i assume it's something someones done [16:38] <big> i bet one of those people is krebs [16:38] <TouchMe> probably [16:38] <big> i love u krebs [16:38] * @bake slaps FBI around a bit with a large trout [16:38] * @bake slaps gh0st around a bit with a large trout [16:38] * @bake slaps KMS around a bit with a large trout [16:38] * @bake slaps masm around a bit with a large trout [16:38] * betamonkey is now known as Batmayne|afk [16:38] <TouchMe> he wasn't too happy about betamonkey's panel [16:38] <denguin> i thought that was zeus [16:38] <TouchMe> probs out to destroy betabot [16:38] <TouchMe> it was betabot [16:38] <big> what would be the best way to troll him [16:38] <TouchMe> but krebs is stoopid [16:38] <denguin> i know i was joking [16:39] <TouchMe> big make a bot / botnet [16:39] <TouchMe> which is very krebs oriented [16:39] <TouchMe> name it krebs bot [16:39] <TouchMe> and fill it with krebs refrences [16:39] <TouchMe> then sell on hf [16:39] <big> k ill make it in vb.net [16:40] <TouchMe> buy a domain like briankrebs.net [16:40] <TouchMe> and host a botnet [16:40] <big> what if I make a porno website [16:40] <big> and put copyright krebsonsecurity.com [16:40] <TouchMe> lolol [16:40] <TouchMe> even better [16:40] <TouchMe> but his face in the banner [16:41] <TouchMe> call it krebsonkrabs [16:41] <TouchMe> zoo porn or some shit [16:41] <big> animalporn [16:42] <TouchMe> someone change the topic to Official krebs fanclub irc [16:42] * bake changes topic to 'Official krebs fanclub irc' [16:42] <@bake> amidoinitrite [16:43] <big> going to photoshop krebs blowing someone [16:43] <big> then mail it to him [16:43] <TouchMe> lol [16:44] * hinmar-phone (androirc@voidptr-A7357349.sub181.ddfr.nl) Quit (Ping timeout) [16:46] <@bake> <TouchMe> bake, http://www.hackforums.net/showthread.php?tid=3249359&pid=30532697#pid30532697 You're welcome [16:46] <@bake> tanks touchme [16:46] <@bake> haha [16:46] * Batmayne|afk changes topic to 'Official krebs fanclub irc || If you'd like to idle 24/7 but say nothing you will probably get SAPART' [16:46] <@bake> also [16:46] <@bake> http://pastebin.com/WNmV0e5w [16:46] <@bake> http://pastebin.com/qZJ5v5M4 [16:46] <@bake> wtf kind of faggot [16:46] <@bake> lol greetz to loyalty, owk, sliq, Stanislav, kobal, Jorgee, Pig, FBI, LucidLynx695, Xownage, ary9, `Z`, gh0st, masm, Pernat1y, ryan, snooze, big, Fuzi0N, DCreavers2, bake, KMS, apol0_, urg3, MindfreaK, denguin, base84 Botherders Betamonkey, BV1, TouchMe, van1lle, w, mrgrinch, Mystical, cn ****irc.voidptr.cz**** _ _ ___________ __ _____ ________ __| || |__ / _____/ / / _ / _____/ __ / _____ // / /_ / ___ | || | / / | _ /_ ~~ _/_______ / __/ /____|__ /______ / |_||_| / / / / _ _ _____.___.________ .____ ________ __| || |___ | |_____ | | _____ __ // | | / | | | / | | || | ____ |/ | |___/ | /_ ~~ _/ ______|_______ /_______ _______ / |_||_| / / / /
Anonymous - May 11, 2013 at 1:57 pm
Someone is butthurt.
bake - May 11, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Greetz to you too brah.
Anonymous - February 6, 2014 at 10:07 pm
rofl @ telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
=))